She’s a 10, but she has a bio.

My weekends off feel like a 30 minute lunch break which is awesome because I never get my fucking lunch break.

I miss the days when people actually answered their phone.

'dress for the job you want'

There's a job you want???

That was some good fucking meat

This is all making plenty fuckin sense to me

shut the fuck up, it’s raining.

Focus, muthafucka!

I’m a very forgiving person, but there is a limit.

I keep forgetting to take care of myself.

Robert Irwin fills the void. He’s not Steve, but he’s pretty bloody close.

“I’ve changed”

- a lie, probably

Self preservation is NOT selfish.