WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY

People wearing skirts pls understand that this area right here is the single most attractive thing in human history

Real friends don't get offended when you insult them,they smile and call you something more offensive.😂

Worst thing about breakup is that you can never love like it again and it hurts a lot to not love right person :))

Idk who need to hear this but you better start living instead of existing. Get the tattoo, get the hairstyle, get the car, get the house, get the dog, hunch on a balcony, get saved, order the combo and make it a large….whatever it is that’s gone make you be like ye-

When they grab your hand to lead you through crowded areas >>>

House shaming, car shaming, shaming anybody for trying is weird

Dear me in 6 months I’m going to make you so damn proud !!!

All day date >

Dating has gotten so hard now, everybody either in situationships, not healed, still stuck on their ex, carrying trauma, being a hoe, or married 😂😂😂

Me when I say 'okay' instead of arguing:

i love twitter because there's always someone who knows how to express what i feel better than me

'you can come if you want' gotta be the most disrespectful invitation ever

On vacation there is NO spending limit I'll figure it out when I get back home😭

What's your contribution to society?

Me checkin my blocklist to see if anyone is eligible for parole

I used to give a fuck but

baby I gift myself for making it thru the week .. I don’t play about me. 😭😭

Not giving a fuck

I might FaceTime you randomly with an exaggerated story about my day and not talk to you again for 3 weeks. Just love me regardless.