May, man..

Big boy update

Truly one of the most deranged responses in recent political history

I walked out of my flat at 1am and stood in a field on my own, gasping and laughing, dew-wet in Friday night clothes and Birkenstocks, insect-bitten, and have never been happier

First time I’ve attempted to cook tofu and lads I think I’ve smashed it

#OnThisDay 1960: A British schoolgirl cheerily told Judith Chalmers about her holiday, which involved accidentally getting arrested in East Germany.

The Garden of Earthly Delights

One of the all-time great headlines

I just don’t think we appreciate cow parsley enough as a society

heavy whiff of end times when neither buying a porn actress's silence to win one election then trying to overthrow the republic after losing another, nor declaring that a worm ate your brain, counts as an obstacle to vying for the presidency of the united states

Natalie Elphicke, who has just been welcomed to the Labour Party by Sir Keir Starmer, cruelly and publicly tormented the victims of her sex offender ex-husband Charlie.

She claimed ***after his conviction*** that he had merely been punished for being 'attractive and attracted'…

Curing my arachnophobia by simply replacing all current spiders with peacock spiders

Same

The Enlightenment aspiration to send 50% of the gentry to university has backfired spectacularly

me during winter: will I ever love again

me the moment the sun comes out: I have fallen in love four times in the same stretch of road

Cambridge-educated Miriam seems nice