Another year has been added to my years today.
Grateful!!!

If you like cry from now till next week It won’t erase the fact that Lalong was a failure and the Plateau people rejected him and the APC

Whatever you people promised this guy please just give it to him because he has tried🙏🙏🙏

Release mummy of Lagos

I remember one time a lecturer locked the lecture hall and refused to allow those who came late to have access, the people outside brought padlock and locked the door from outside.
Lectures ended but we couldn’t leave the hall and it was a 4-6pm class.
We left there almost…

Lagos doesn’t have a mummy, at this point I need to step in

After this, the issue of Naira abuse will go away with the wind, Bobrisky was the only one they were after.
You people cannot fool me in this country

Thank you daddy🙏🙏🙏

I don wake oooo

I finished making egusi and it was white as snow that was when I realized I didn’t put palm oil 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Thank you Jesus

Howfar with that babe that scored 379 in Jamb?

If your mother had taken warm before she had you, you won’t be on Twitter embarrassing her when she clearly needed to check you both into a mental asylum 🙏🙏🙏

I go sent Rider 🎂

Goodmorning your excellency Atiku Abubakar my birthday is coming up on the 5th of May and I’ll be expecting your tweet wishing a happy birthday.

Thanks in Anticipation
Yours sincerely
HRM

Make them just sell this country give everybody him share

I’m coming to do something small on your head this weekend

We’re rooting for you, Lisha Dachor Nail-a-thon, as you complete your Guinness World Records attempt today!

Let’s go!

#lishanailathon #nailathon #nailathon byseleme

Congratulations over your induction as fellow of the Nigerian institute of Training and development.
More honours to come
Haske-Kudla Satumari CEO of Aerokeys
And CEO of Haske Satumari Foundation-.

Woke up with a banging headache