If you are still voting for Susan Hall STAY IN LINE

The UK media isn't reporting the whole story. I tried to vote for Susan Hall for London mayor, but after driving my car through the wall of the polling station, I was turned away simply for having a difference of opinion on ULEZ

I appreciate the coked out Tory source who keeps briefing that they're gonna win during every London mayoral election

I think this person wants to coup Edinburgh city council for putting in traffic calming measures lol

Have nothing constructive to say about Galloway but this one time I was looking up Glaswegian urban legends for a podcast and found this incredible article. Such a crazy coincidence: glasgowlive.co.uk/news/history/s…

Interested to see the angle all those insane yoon Facebook groups will attack Swinney from. What are they cooking

This is Chris Deerin's world and we're just living in it

Astonishing news coming out of Holyrood just now: Willie Rennie has been anointed as First Minister. Speaking to a journalist outside the chambers, he said 'yahoo!' (Super Mario voice)

I'm vibrating. I need this movie to exist tomorrow.

Needed some notebook paper and came across this blast from the past

finally, Scottish politicians can get back to focusing on the real issues (being insane and hateful about trans women)

[standing in the aisles on a packed train that cost £100 and was delayed 2hrs]: at least I can buy a £7 sandwich if I want one 😏