Apples can’t be oranges.

Reports are that you give handjobs in public, your son was arrested for making porn with a young girl and your husband was arrested for exposing his dick to underaged girls.

Oh, and that you will lose your primary because you are just that shitty.

Lauren Boebert

Vaccines work.

Speaking of throwing people out, June is coming.

Buh bye, Whorin’ Lauren. 😂

Rep. Lauren Boebert Lauren Boebert

Never gotten over the fact that Jared Kushner was gifted $2B from Saudi Arabia.

“WHAT THE FUCK?” 😂

And Trump owes E. Jean Carroll $86M. What’s your point?

Chuck Callesto

She’s gonna “Interview” him til she can no longer walk. 😜

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Because I wear an adult diaper.

“Baby boys and girls are being suffocated, dismembered and having their skulls crushed in the womb” and that’s why Kristi Noem shooting her puppy is no big deal.

Mindless twat.

Liz Wheeler

Maybe cut back on the mangos.

Where are her people?

She needs help.

Creepy as fuck! 😳

He probably already has.

Dog refuses to leave injured owner.

The price of gas soars to 7.29 in California City, surpassing Rob Schneider‘s IQ.

Rob Schneider

How many times does she need to say “potatoes”?

Too little, too late, puppy killing asshole.

Kristi Noem

Careful what you wish for. 🤣