In two years downtown Oakland is going to be totally boarded up besides a few heavily armored liquor stores and gas stations. Why try to do business here?

I hope they take the gofundme money and open up a store in Walnut Creek.

Ohhh husbant you reave me for normar girrfriend meme now I am homeress

We gotta stop with the normal girlfriend meme it’s too much

You’re not drinking are you? Remember we’re going to the farmers market at 8 AM

Why are people on twitter saying you’re gay

Get the pearls. PEARLS. Plastic applicator not the cardboard. Regular. Blue box with yellow on the front. Yes it says pearls right on the box.

I love the internet and how every niche has insane drama and people hating each other

I don’t understand prostitution. If you have sex with a prostitute you would have to use a condom, right? But that’s like 30% as good as unprotected sex. So just get a girlfriend in a monogamous relationship and have sex with her instead, right? It’ll be 3x better.

Me rn

There’s a better you pacing in the foyer of your soul just waiting for you to let go of some shit

my adhd makes it really hard to respect other peoples monogamous relationships

This state is such a fucking joke like it doesn’t even pretend to work

I no longer love you and have decided to move on. I hope you grow up someday.

.Elon Musk can I ask a favor

Now that all the tech journalists panned the humane pin I think it’s probably really good

butt hort

I just spoke with Yishan’s family and he’s in critical condition after ingesting this experimental substance. Praying for him but the doctors say it doesn’t look good.