Your first Elphaba is like your zodiac sign.

My entire timeline this week.

Seeing a lot of STRAIGHT PEOPLE perform at the THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. I just wish NBC knew that CHILDREN are WATCHING and I am DISGUSTED that the YOUTH have to witness such taboo. KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM. I DON’T need to see it on MY TV.

In the Director's Cut, there's a scene where Pfannee and Galinda sniff cocaine off of Fieryo's ass at the Ozdust Ballroom.

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Oh look, it’s the best Birthday gift I’ve ever gotten.

My dad whispering into my ear right before “Rose’s Turn”: “Is the mother Audra McDonald?”

That’s not Marnie Michaels. That’s Magita Perez.

Andrew Garfield and Goldie Hawn

lol Supporting Actress for a role that has 57 minutes and 50 seconds of screen time and the most screen time of anyone in the movie.

My god the most morbid music for an in memoriam. It sounds like they all died from a satanic cult.

Sean Baker at the end of the night.

Baby’s first Half Marathon! I don’t know how I got to the point of being legititmately excited about waking up at 5am and traveling to Brooklyn to run 13.1 miles, but here we are!

And I swear Angel was there and she said "turn around, girlfriend, and listen to that boy's song." #WhiteLotus

The Jimmy Awards have nominees from their HS productions of Hadestown?! How old am I? Where are my 20 Millies!

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