'Pint sized loser'

Tiny pathetic people. There’s a war going on in Europe and you’re obsessing over which flag the Germans choose to put in their room.

This is *entirely* down to CalMac being forced to continue using and maintaining vessels that are well beyond their intended lifespan, due to failures of procurement and governance by the Scottish Government and its agencies. The SNP has been a disaster for the isles.

OOOPS!!

Someone just jokingly said to me 'The government and Labour are in the news' 😁

Corbyn must honestly think he’s the only person working towards peace in Gaza, Ukraine, Yemen, Sudan & the DRC.

(And supplying arms to Ukraine so it can defend itself from Russian does not make you a warmonger)

Lots of new followers, so I’d better post this just in case you haven’t seen it. The greatest video in internet history. Everyone should see it.

Oliver Dowden: 'We all know the one reform that Angela Rayner won't abolish- the right to buy.'

Angela Rayner: 'I was expecting a little bit better from him today. He seems a bit exhausted. Maybe it's the 3am calls from 'the bad men''.

Me trying to learn a TikTok dance.🔊🆙

The Gareth Hunt Nescafé outtakes are a mood

Another week and more Parliamentary time utterly wasted. 👇

Reporter - 'the ATACMS, will there be restrictions to only fire them inside Ukraine'

Mitch McConell - 'well I hope not, I wouldn't try to dictate to Ukrainians how to handle the war'

Dark Mitch is based 👏🏼

Siri, show me the world's most spineless regulator

BREAKING:
Former Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) leader Sir Jeffrey Donaldson has appeared in court charged with rape and 10 other historical sex offences.

His wife, Lady Eleanor Donaldson, a co-accused in the case, faces four charges.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northe…

SNP Membership is soaring ... except, it's not

In today´s #vatniksoup REBREW, I´ll introduce a Canadian propagandist & social media personality, Aaron Maté (Aaron Maté). He´s best-known for whitewashing al-Assad´s & Russia's war crimes in Syria & for denying Russian interference in the 2016 US presidential elections.

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He’s just screaming into the void. It’s all he has left. No wonder he hit community noted.

Ms Rose added: “If this is an extremely complex investigation, why were specialist officers not appointed from 2018 when we first complained?”

Protest number 7! Should we have to resort to this? Yet again! Police Scotland repeatedly kicking the can down the road.
NHS Tayside

Hmm

No Russia, it's puppets, sycophants & allies
No China
No Iran
No North Korea

New Scandal Shocks Nobody! The new Private Eye is out now.