✨ Today, we’re announcing Plenty : where couples invest and plan for their future together. ✨

It’s our first step towards becoming the home where families collaboratively manage their financial lives.

🧵 Why we built Plenty 0/8

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Ben Collins

RABBIT MODE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred hotdogs

[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes]
In these wedding vows, the key words 'MUST', 'MUST NOT', 'REQUIRED', 'SHALL', 'SHALL NOT', 'SHOULD', 'SHOULD NOT', 'RECOMMENDED', 'MAY', and 'OPTIONAL' are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [ to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches

GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh

Anyone wanna battle it out today like MEN?

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Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker + sicklier members of the herd.

'Be curious, not judgmental' - Ted Lasso, but also jeli bean snot factory when discussing incidents and learning from them.

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

For the second time in 3 days a bird has flown into the back glass door and brained itself forcing me to take action. (Both birds recovered)