Knock, knock! October's here! Why not celebrate by streaming #MuppetsHauntedMansion now only on Disney+??

There's nothing I love more than watching weird movies! My favorite way to watch them is sitting backwards and watching the reflection of the movie on a picture frame. I call it picture-in-picture!!

Check out this nifty photo wreath I bought to congratulate myself on stuffing a tuba full of tapioca and painting a wall with it! It's important to celebrate the weird wins, y'know?

HARK!! I, Charles Dickens, do hereby decree that the first of November marks the beginning of The Muppet Christmas Carol season! Here's a tease: "The Marleys were dead, to begin with..." Pretty tantalizing, eh? Watch the movie to find out the rest!

Does anyone know any whales named William? I'm desperate to find one for my latest stunt – I call it "Where there's a Will, there's a whale!"

Looking like this week might be a real roller coaster? Do what I do! Throw up your hands and shout "WHOOPEE!!!" down every twist and turn!

Do you ever feel like you have a target on your back? Well, if you want to have that AWESOME feeling times fourteen thousand, try having a target on your FRONT! Trust me, it's exhilarating!

HELP! I can't decide which of these I should use as my new profile picture on the Weird Wide Web! My left profile picture or my right profile picture?

Am I falling down or jumping up? NEITHER!!! I'm sliding diagonally down a snowy mountainside, reaching for a nearby mountain goat! (I thought the goat would like to slide with me.)

Does anybody know how to get in touch with someone playing in the Big Game tomorrow? I just want to make sure they know I'm willing and able to be punted and Hail Mary'd if the football happens to deflate!!

Happy #ValentinesDay from me and my sweet little chickadee Camilla! We hope your day is as wonderfully weird as our love is. 🤍💙

From way up here, you all look like tiny little ants!! Oh, sorry. Didn't realize I was posting this – I thought I was texting it to the phone I put in my ant farm.

I know many of you are big fans of my famous chili pepper shirt. Did you know it's also the world's first and only scratch-and-sniff shirt?! It's true – and weirdly it smells like laundry detergent!

Once a weirdo, always a weirdo! Trust me, once you've done the backstroke in a pool full of tapioca pudding while reciting every line from "The Sound of Music" backwards, you'll always be a weirdo – and isn't that great?!

I don't know about you, but I LOVE being a backseat driver! That's why I'm installing breaks and a steering wheel in the backseat of all of my friends' cars. They're gonna love it!!