Me - nonna I’m a bit hungry do you have any foo.. Nonna -

Look I’m taken ok fyfe

Weirdly get a kick out of putting plates and cups in the wrong spots, like surprise mum what’s in the cupboard today lol

What type of pillow do you prefer

You’re all wrong the correct answer is hard

Would you rather

Theory: the country has gone to shit because we stopped selling Viennetta.

Mum “planning a surprise Father’s Day for dad in Bali can you come?” Gianni “sure I just asked dad what days I can take leave so I’ll let you know” Me:

Still getting 12 likes on my pics and no one will ever even know 💅🏼

Some people claim the Sistine Chapel is the peak of human made beauty. Wrong. It’s Viennetta being made:

Porsche ownership is a language now #languageweek

I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share🐶