Friday

Had a salad for tea.

Salad garnished with bucatini, lads. Pork cheek, a cheeky red chili kick, top drawer tomatoes and pecorino up the wazoo

Lush. You can’t eat *JUST* a salad in this SHITTY weather

I know nothing about this film but I’m in

I’m going to buy my daughter a rabbit and call it De Niro.

And when I’m cleaning out his hutch with her and she’s slow I’ll say “come on Eva, Rabbit DeNiro’s waiting”.

Weather? I HATECHOO

Look! Here comes Friday, rattling down the track like a shoe with its lights on! Drink sensibly!

My new go-to phrase for all Tory canvassers /door to door salespeople etc.

What’s that? It’s pissing with rain again you say? Oh good. Something new and different for this year…

Under the weather. Was there ever a phrase so apt?

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Every two seconds. Swear to god anyway…

For the old fossil, y’er daddysaurus

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Gm to everyone!

This is Martina.

How lucky I am.

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It's the Yorkshire Puffin Festival this weekend 🐧
If you're heading to the coast to celebrate, call in on the way for a free coffee and some puffin art and puffin good films too 🎨🖌🐧📺
📍The Robert Fuller Gallery, Thixendale, North Yorks
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Pheasant warming himself on sunny rocks