I’m having a beer in bar on a Friday night unshowered, two day old hair waves, and “athleisure wear” because I’m too dead from work to try to be a hot human today.

If I had to move back East, I’d go back to D.C. I really miss the food, stickers, poems, and art on the streets.

I’ve unlocked the secret to remembering what people say as someone who is neurodivergent. It just doesn’t exist yet… tiktok.com/t/ZTR3sbmPR/

Dude I get to go to the 420 Festival in Denver for my JOB. You can’t tell me that’s not cool. 🌱✨

Theoretically speaking, I think I’d need a new PC before I could stream again or at least a bunch of upgrades and new monitors. Ya girl doesn’t know shit about computers and is currently a broke bitch.💀

How did everyone else’s week start off? 😑 tiktok.com/t/ZTRTgVCuE/

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My boss FINALLY got me an iPhone 14 Pro for work after bothering her for six months. 🙏🏼

I wonder how much Polaroids of my feet would go for…

Trends for funzies tiktok.com/t/ZTRKoRWQ9/

Special requests to connect on a deeper level? Yes plz.

All I do is rant and creep apparently tehehe tiktok.com/t/ZTREQBCwW/?t…

Unhinged Gina-chan dancing her finest tiktok.com/t/ZTRE3xpw7/?t…

I wanted to bring this dog back from Colombia so her and Albert could have been derpy together 😍 tiktok.com/t/ZTREKU7Yx/?t…

Here’s the most ridiculous update about my life. FYE, not mine. tiktok.com/t/ZTRon13d9/

People in APEX have told me there’s a buzzing noise when I speak through my mic. Tried recording something for work yesterday using same mic… they weren’t lying and I don’t know how to fix it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

If you miss Albert, here’s him being a strange, strange dog. tiktok.com/t/ZT8J8eJRS/

If you’re wearing a “Salt Life” shirt or have that sticker on your car when you’re in Colorado, I’m embarrassed for you. I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Google, how do you have over 130,000 employees, but no humans to talk to when I need to fix something for work??? Can someone please explain?

A 🌶️ 🔥 start to a knee tattoo. My biggest piece yet other than my sleeve! tiktok.com/t/ZT8dfKC57/