I have a question hey what the fuck Mr wonderful

Trying to act normal on the course after a quick key bump

if Dune: Part Two ended like Oppenheimer twitter.com/eternaldune/st…

Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson

This violates my 8th amendment rights

It still amazes me that I grew up with zero self confidence and I have always looked better than this beady eyed “alpha” fuck

Carmax need ta get they shit together

I make good tweets

So this person wants to vent because despite thinking he was going to get hours at a job, he hasn't. You ever been in that position ? I have

Then he vents because he is living out of a car and is upset because minimum wage is not enough to pay the bills. Think you might vent

Lmao this is so effortlessly savage. So close to paddy’s too

“Well, it’s simple”……

3 hours later

“I’m a bitch”

As a book reader I can confirm that this is canon. It was in 2021 and is today

“Real” “clear” “politics”

People out here wearing Elevation Worship gear trying to look like the Mongols…just no

Does anyone want to go to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only CFB podcast live show tonight? I can’t go and I have two tickets. DM me if you want to go last minute.

Idc I’m voting for Joseph Robinette Biden

“Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason”