i wonder how much money i could save if i wasnt just a girl

the feminine urge to think a man is lying every time he speaks

period pain on the first day is literally near de@th experience

big on havin s3x with 1 person, idc if it take us 4 weeks to fck again, ima wait the whole 4

she’s a 10 but u must tell her good morning and goodnight or she think u hate her

why are men so self conscious about their height ? there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about, for example, the lack of emotional intelligence.

some of you guys are cool idk why your dads left

no job pay me enough to come back on time from lunch

being close with boys as friends that dont want you is so fun

i feel pregnant women are suppose to get the world while carrying and shouldn’t lift a finger for nothing

who started their twitter when they were teenagers and now they in their 20s and 30s??????

i know how to treat a man, but i’m not treating a man better than he treat me.

gf who loves flowers bf who grows her a garden full of them

nobody gives me butterflies anymore, y’all just give me anger issues or trust issues.

the sluttiest thing a man can have is pretty brown eyes especially when the sun hits them and they turn honey gold

you rlly gotta be ok with talking to yourself on twitter 😂

i actually wanna go clubbing with a man and end the night in the most nastiest way possible

want a relationship where we can confess our mistakes & bounce back on good terms instead of just giving up

men who still kiss your hand or your forehead out of nowhere are PRECIOUS

bf who drives 🤝 gf who rubs the back of his head the entire time