mfw I’m in the middle of a meeting with a potential customer and a coworker begins describing an open source (MIT license) component of our product as “proprietary code from MIT that we have licensed.”

You can do anything.

Temporarily.

(10 ⁻⁴³ seconds)

One problem a just and caring society has in dealing with people like this is that if you heaped on them the amount of ridicule and scorn they actually deserve, they would necessarily wither and crumple and cease to exist. Anything less shows the mercy of the public.

one of those rare days where you single out a tweet and view post engagements, list all the quote tweets, and just scrooooooll
twitter.com/TPostMillennia…

Someone digitized a nearly 30-year-old vhs and put it on YouTube and I’m in it (with long hair) but there’s no way I’m linking it

I’ve got an exceptionally high tolerance for stupidity on twitter but the kind of willful, aggressive stupidity I’ve started seeing here is beginning to wear me down; I can feel it

how are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby

One day when you change the paper towel roll it will be the last time you look through the empty tube like a telescope and make fanfare sounds with it like a trumpet. Don’t let that day be today.

Steam, but instead of buying games online, you can buy the time to actually play your backlog.
Who’s working on this?

a truly self-deprecating philosopher is... actually kinda elite?

I was about 6 years old and asked my mom the difference between psychology and philosophy and she said psychology studies how we think about what we do and philosophy studies how we think about what we think

Excited to announce my new book:
'Is Everything Tasting Great?' How Cass Sunstein Ruined Dining Out and Generally Made Sincerity With Strangers Impossible

we don't talk about bruno (we only sing about him at great length and detail)

yo tony, da rats and da pigeons are schtupping

Now this is certainly one way to review a book

You'll know when the TikTok sale is finalized because suddenly dancing tank guy memes set to trap beats will be all the rage and millions of zoomers will just take it in stride with zero awareness

most if not all of my bad habits are the result of me learning through repeated experiences that it’s usually possible to escape the consequences of bad decision making

The British aren’t poor; their wealth is contained in construction standards that provide everyone with bathtubs that are nearly 2 meters long so an adult can comfortably use them