Thank you Georgia! #MAGA
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It’s the body dysmorphia for me

How am I supposed to become TikTok famous when the boys that live below us are beating on the ceiling while we’re learning WAP😤🤬

Picking up my children from school in 2040 @podfathersshow

my parents MADE an expensive daughter and wanna complain ???

my two moods during this quarantine

Ghosted my professors bc I’m leaving toxic relationships behind

Trying to explain to tourists how to get to the “water wheel” 🤷‍♂️

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Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

When people start freaking out cause I hit a couple of curbs while driving

social distancing, day 1: I'm going to take this time to relax, self-reflect, maybe do some journaling

social distancing, day 37: there's a woman in the wallpaper and I need to get her out

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

Haven’t overpaid for a coffee in two weeks I feel my sanity slipping

this is fucking bullshit

Me being discovered after one week of quarantine

People on Love is Blind be like #LoveIsBlind