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Is this a threat?

Would rather be asleep

Why yes, I did just buy a little parasol for Camp EDC

Woman Doing Her Best to Like New Taylor Swift Album Lest She Face the Consequences: ow.ly/wvSe50Rk0Jj

Gays love Chappell Roan because they relate both to her and the guys she sings about.

“It’s national send nu…”

Most liked picture on Instagram (the best my abs ever looked).

The eclipse was only a week ago? Could have sworn it’s been at least a month.

A totally natural pose

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Have we not suffered enough?!

☝️ nip

It’s funny, but TikTok will guarantee it’s banishment from the US if it goes through with this.

No, this isn’t any of you and don’t pretend like it is.

Back to Sunday

Austin mayor declares April 5 'Chili's at 45th and Lamar Day' kvue.com/article/news/l…

Contractual obligations are a hell of a thing (also why one should never rage tweet, etc)

The rumors are true: I’m 28 (again)

I’m not as tired as I look 🙃