Gary Your friendly neighborhood pervert HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO LEAVE YOUR LIFE FOR PORN IF SHE'S NOT IN THE WAY?

ZANTOSA Your friendly neighborhood pervert I’m not quite addicted to porn I don’t think. Mostly just dominant homewrecking women 🤣

Gary Your friendly neighborhood pervert Then change 'porn' to 'me' but you're still going to leave her, and that means you need to be annoyed at her for making it harder for you to cum.

ZANTOSA Your friendly neighborhood pervert Yes Miss, I am Annoyed. I started stroking for you lightly while next to her and I’m going to want to cum 😭

ZANTOSA Your friendly neighborhood pervert Ugh. Driving all day and so frustrated because of the teasing last night with no relief

ZANTOSA Your friendly neighborhood pervert I think there’s a good chance she wants to sleep with me tonight. I’d like to….

Gary Your friendly neighborhood pervert Ew. Why on earth would you want to fuck that stupid cunt when you can have the endless bliss of staying up until after she goes to bed to mindlessly pump to mean bitches like me?

ZANTOSA Your friendly neighborhood pervert Yes Miss… but it’s been awhile as we’ve been away from home… and if she makes a move… am I allowed?

ZANTOSA Your friendly neighborhood pervert Told her I wasn’t feeling great and thought I should sleep in the other room tonight…

Your friendly neighborhood pervert ZANTOSA Thank you ZANTOSA for helping me see this correctly.