Such awful news. One of our industry’s greats who shaped our restaurant culture more than most peopled will appreciate or understand.

Like a chef of a fish restaurant that’s been fired for not being able to cook fish, phoning the restaurant a few days later to tell them how to cook a fish.

Is being a horrific human being also a lifestyle choice ?

TBF it’s going to save big on ULEZ payments.

Only a multi millionaire with his head this far up his own arse could call coutts a ‘basic service’.

Nigel Farage Have you considered simply trying to be less poor?

“First they came for the racists who fucked our country ” sounds like a positive genesis to me.

Tony wants to finally have a day in London where cars all travel down the roads side by side and fill the place up. Bless him. What a sight that would be to behold.

This week we had guest host Andrew O’Neill Andrew O’Neill ☉ and the charming chef/restauranteur/vegan meat purveyor Neil Rankin, who has had some expensive style misadventures. Available now, perfect Friday fun. open.spotify.com/episode/3fmKTV…

Hey HMRC Customer Support at what point for you being late in paying me my tax refund can I start charging you interest and sending letters ?

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

Important message from a journalist who, sadly, cannot speak out because of his contract of employment.

It must be frustrating being Gary Lineker . Everyone was expected him quit the World Cup because of tyrannical bullshit 4000 miles away but when he stands up for a political situation in his own country that feels like similar tyrannical bullshit he’s made to quit.

Every English rugby fan rn

Nonce

Without the threat of consequence it’s not protesting, it’s just sanctimonious posturing. To me that’s worse than doing nothing. If they see you as a rich and safe organisation bow to the slightest threat, what do we tell those with no power, that aren’t safe ?

A cabinet that doesn’t look cheap and trashy going into No10. Crazy stuff.

King is fucking LOL’s 😂

Therese Coffey has the enthusiasm and empathy of a crack dealer on day release teaching PE to teenagers.

James Watt as Alan Partridge;
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