Son: Dad I'm being held hostage by kidnappers Me: Hi Being held host by kidnappers, I'm Dad Son: Dad I'm serious, they want $2 million in unmarked bills Me: Oh hey Serious, I was just talking to your brother Being *gunshot* Son: DAD YOU SAVED ME THE KIDNAPPER SHOT HIMSELF

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We had our #3MTR prize giving tonight. #oceanridersacademy #amazingpeeps @sebastian_hicks… instagram.com/p/uOgfFHzT6R/

My first item bought for my new flat! Keen to get it up in the wall :) takealot.com/og/v1/PLID3271… #NoFomo takealot

Congratulations to today’s #NoFomo winner @Sebastian_Hicks ! By sharing his mobile app purchase with the #NoFomo he wins R1000 in vouchers!

Thanks so much takealot for the #NoFomo prize! Will spend it wisely! :D #winning

Got the perfect birthday gift for Dad! Hope he doesnt check his twitter lol - takealot.com/camping-outdoo… takealot #GetUsedToGreat

Really East Coast Radio ? Again with the Dawsons Creek song? #wtf. Don't make me throw the receptionist's radio out the window

"This is where the magic happens" ~Me on a first date to a magic show

"What's that?" I call it a 'knife' "Wow, that's the best thing since bread!" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind

Important: with time gone, Japan had a penalty in SA 22. Could've kicked for goal; a most honorable draw. They chose immortality. #SAvJPN

My hobo sign: Bought 4xR299 FlySafair tickets. Got charged 24xR299. Apparently getting refunded at some point. Broke til then. #streetlife

Many South African friends ask me: "Why did Zimbabweans allow Mugabe to destroy the country? My answer: it was a process not an event.

Interesting fact. Of all building construction underway in SA, 38% is in Sandton.

Nothing more annoying than unsolicited advice & dire warnings from ex-Saffers living in Oz. I live here. I'll do my own worrying thank you.

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