My gran is inviting several of my pals to her 80th party that's coming up. Am gonna have to intervene & stop her there cos she's gonna end up in the rugby club bogs doing redacted

girl he don’t give a fuck

Hahaha idk man ask a 6 year old for an idea?

people on twitter: backshots in a sundress with no panties on season almost here

people in real life: hey man how’s it going

The performance ability of a lawnmower

Watching people on here falling over each other to do some witty bullshit about Liz Truss for twitter engagement but who gives a fuck anymore honestly. Everything just gets worse and worse