it's so so so so crazy to have young people in this hell of a world, tell them that this is going to be -- no money, no jobs, you can't pay rent, and we're going to use your tax money for genocide -- and then punish them when they say we don't want this life

Challengers broke me. All I can think about are those sweaty twunks.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite First Watches of April 2024

we are supposed to believe that the young people working to end mass slaughter are the threat and that the riot squads sent in to brutalize them are the peacekeepers

nypd is going to *at best* assault a bunch of college students to defend the right of a foreign country to slaughter civilians without being scrutinized. how can anyone stomach this? will people finally wake up en masse?

They should've given Top Gun: Maverick to Guadagnino.

#nr The Secret History

Underrated part of CHALLENGERS is the gay couple who complain about how they need to update the photos on the motel website because it doesn’t look like what they saw when they booked

Every aspect of my life is heavily influenced by Twin Peaks The Return

Btw if you accept a middle management position and use it to be an absolute cunt just be aware that you're a class traitor and you will be sent straight to the front of the line for the guillotine!

Working is so funny because middle management will just be the dumbest little person you've ever seen in your life, but they can boss you around and ruin your life if they want.

I've had like 30 people unfollow me in like 2 days. I have not said anything particularly controversial lol

Kinda everything I want from a movie.

#nw Challengers

writing a screenplay is so embarrassing... here are some guys i made up... now they're gonna say a bunch of random shit i just thought of...

Turning 25 pretty soon and I might delete this account and start up a new one. This will be known as the pre-frontal lobe twitter.

Probably going to deactivate btw

Going to try to watch Challengers tomorrow before I have every single moment of the film spoiled for me on here.