how are you an owner of a cyber truck AND a horrible driver… bitch ur gonna die

east is the true north and should be on top

clocky in all contexts

signed up for an introduction to puppet mastery class by a very eccentric icelandic man who keeps emailing me about how much better my life’s about to get and i believe him

u guys how would a hippo hold a glass of whiskey its so important

this is what i am to god

looking for ppl who don’t play about the seriousness of playing scrabble

julia reagan u might not be in our hearts but always on our minds

little man little muscles

ive only dated one c*s person and u know what. big mistake, huge

was trying to answer a phone call but the audio was connected to my hearing aid n it took me a full minute of accidentally taking pictures of my face and muting and unmuting myself to finally say hello. I am actually 78

letting my elderly cat go outside and all she does is lay in the yard and close her eyes whenever a nice lil breeze comes in

seeing my incredibly transphobic family members for the first time in 8 years tomorrow who wants to stomp in my skull