The MD top 30 household 'crimes' of our youth list.

In order.

Number 30.

Making a phone call before 6pm. Even if the house was on fire.

Memorial Device Andy Parmo Our phone was at the foot of the stairs right by the front door (complete with dralon curtain) so bloody cold and had to sit on the stairs with dad shouting from the front room ‘it’s yes not yeah’ #aspirationalworkingclass 😂

julesbee 🇪🇺 Memorial Device Andy Parmo My parents have a cordless phone, but it’s still on a table in the hall and they still stay right next to the table to use the phone even though they could go anywhere in the house. Also it must go immediately back in the cradle in case the battery goes flat. FFS.