if you're wondering how the last few weeks have been going, i forgot which key was the key to my own house

was preparing for surgery and had to take my nose ring out and the two nurses watching me cringed so hard they had to look away and i was like you just stuck a needle in my vein five minutes ago and you watch people get cut open on a daily basis but this is too much for you?

thanks spotify. i'll give it a listen

finally cracked and got a Jimmy eat world ticket so basically if you see me there don't acknowledge my existence let me have my moment

if you’re coming to toronto from america the best place to go before the eras tour is the queen and spadina mcdonald’s!!!! their poutine is amazing no other mcdonald’s can top it!!!!

first rule of fight club

i hope all the catfishing bots who follow me like fight club

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what is up with high school boys doing pull ups on the subway. every time without fail

i love how i started paying money for spotify to stop forcing me to listen to random songs and now every day it "enhances" my playlists without any prompt whatsoever, constantly, as a "feature", and will not let me turn it off

The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, December 1, 1888

Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence

Good morning

twink-182 be like all the small boys