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get on my golden yacht and we can sail the sea of the normies

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1 day ago

riding a boogie board down an escalator

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1 day ago

gifting a bundle of sticks as a baby shower gift

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1 day ago

taking out a payday loan to buy a hot dog

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2 days ago

just deadlifted 7 raisins and prolapsed my asshole

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2 days ago

don’t talk to me im busy farming

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2 days ago

you like you have sex with walmart mannequins

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1 week ago

wearing a wife beater and bowling shoes to the family picnic

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1 week ago

by the way, you’re a freaking goofball

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1 week ago

electric light orchestra

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1 week ago

i am of the goofy variety

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1 week ago

ill fumble your bag 😏

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1 week ago

bowling for poop

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1 week ago

can’t pay back my student loans if I just descend into the shadowrealm real quick, take that!

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2 weeks ago

cooking up some beef stroke em off for the charity event

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2 weeks ago

dude you are fr fr a fucking goofball on god bro no cap

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2 weeks ago

someone wants to fist fight me so I’m bringing a spear

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2 weeks ago

deep frying cotton balls

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2 weeks ago

she scooby on my ass til i doo doo

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2 weeks ago

she howdy doody on my ass til i cowabunga

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2 weeks ago

jumping off of a diving board backwards so I hit the pavement and break all my bones

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