🚨 NEW: The Green Party have pledged an extra £30 billion a year for the NHS and £20 billion for social care by 2030 The policy would be funded by a new tax for the "very richest", with a 1% tax on assets worth over £10 million, and 2% on assets over £1 billion [BBC News (UK)]

When you’re waiting for your private helicopter and a D-Day spitfire gets in the way

no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about ed davey everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

Anyone know if you can still take acid if you’re undergoing treatment for a brain tumour? Asking for a friend.

FRIDAY

Cor. Birth4000 by Floating Points is a monster isn’t it? Donna Summer’s ‘I Feel Love’ fed through a techno wringer until it’s as tight as a pair of leather lederhosen. open.spotify.com/track/5xuLNOvL…

Honestly don’t know which is the worst watch this evening: the election debate or the England game.

“Sir, a second egg has hit the frying pan…” #Saturday

Say what you like about me, drag my name through the gutter, but if there’s one thing I know it’s how to live life to the full. Here’s my homemade cheesecake and Christopher Beanland‘s new book, Station. Like. Subscribe. Clear off.

This one goes out to the Reform voters.

Looks like another successful day on the election trail for Rishi Sunak. Here he is in High Wycombe.

I am lucky - both to have had my life changed by the men's retreat Men Without Masks, and that my piece about the extraordinary week is FREE TO READ in the Sunday Times. I have never been so affected while reporting a piece of writing. thetimes.com/magazines/the-…

With Richard Gere?

I know I haven't been here for a while [side eyes the repo-baby who owns the website] but I am moving across to Bluesky because I don't want to give the world's richest loser another peso. Come and join me there: bsky.app/profile/daniel…