Polite way of saying I had better shit to do.

Her hand is not hers anymore until arudi Kenya. Mzee huanga pro kwa optics mbaya.

Mnapika Waiguru na pan alafu Wamuchomba anakuja na zile sufuria kubwa za juakali😂

Revolution iko apa tu kwa twitter bruv, kwa ground akili bado zimejaa uji. Case study ni iyo rally ya Gachietha ya leo.

Is that Gachietha on the sunroof calling onto Uhuru Kenyatta for reconciliation with a sweet humble voice or am I seeing my own things?? Sai ndio amepata post election clarity🤣🤣

😂😂😂 hamna akili

Haha kunaendaje uku leo😂

I’m not shocked at all.

Your housing levy money has been invested in government bonds instead of building houses. Over 20B.
Trust the process💀, Goodmorning.

But yesterday when I said the Iranian President was killed and that it wasn’t an accident I was a crazy conspiracy theorist sindio?😅😅

Wtf is this shit bro. I look like a flower next to a poisonous thorn.

Jana pia niliona akimshika mkono wakishuka ndege. Settings ni muhimu bruv. IYKYK😄

Hozier >>>>>>>>>>>

Thing is, I wanna “smoke a cigar” on a yatch somewhere in croatia on Monday mornings for the rest of my life not one time at home.😅

“Singapore Airlines Boeing 777 flight SQ321 from London to Singapore dropped about 6000 feet due to an air pocket & severe turbulence. 1 Passenger has died and over 30 injured”

My greatest fear wallahi.

Lunch on the go,we blame capitalism😄