The news of microplastics in all human testicles has generated a lot more coverage than the news of microplastics in all human breast milk and all human placentas.

I can’t tell if he is talking about my wife or Doraemon

Yes

ok. how about this

Reminder that libsoftiktok only learned about trans people for the first time in 2020 and also thinks video games are demonic

First thing he’s been right about in 7 years

Obviously evil shit right here. Really no way to argue it isn’t

her

Figured out why Elon doesn’t like Business Insider

You can actually get it to work if you put a mustache on Elon

They keep calling this “American elections” because it’s actually just DC

You used be able to be best mates with a British chap. But no more. Due to bloke.

It’s crazy that these people view 10% of the population as not real human beings

Confirmed that Elon got high and slept with the wife of one of his good friends

Ellie: I'm scared

Abby: If these feelings persist and interfere with your daily life, consider talking to a mental health professional who can provide support and strategies for managing anxiety or fear.

The subway costs $11.40 total and takes precisely one minute longer. Of course a real estate guy posted this

have you ever had a real problem in your entire life

The Daily Wire made a show aimed at Nazis and Nazis absolutely fucking hate it. This rocks

Person who doesn’t believe in free speech ⬇️

Get sued by Nazi billionaires, go broke