Please excuse me, I must put on a nightgown and run into the darkness of the moors

The quality of sweaters has declined so greatly in the last twenty years that I think it genuinely necessitates a national conversation

This is why you gotta snatch em up young & wait for a return on your investment

Learning that the average house cat is only 7-8 lbs, meanwhile my chonker is 13.5 lbs 😭😭😭

I’m not a feminist but I do think we should acknowledge that we’ve made progress from 1864 when you could be institutionalized for “woman trouble”

Is there a woman alive who liked her body when she was 13?

Activists are pathologizing a phase that literally every woman goes through

I may as well go to my grave because one of the Gen Zers at work asked me “Have you ever seen One Tree Hill? It’s this old show!”

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Don’t give a man commitment he didn’t ask for and doesn’t deserve