My mom once asked me my favorite position.

I said, “CEO.”

She said, “no, sex position”

I said, “CEO.”

We quietly finished eating our lasagna at the dinner table.

The waiter told me they were out of chocolate milk and could only serve white milk. I refused and then left the establishment.

No matter how hungry a lion is, he will never eat grass.

I've never been in a fight that doesn't end up with both of us naked.

My mom once asked me my favorite position.

I said, “CEO.”

She said, “no, sex position”

I said, “CEO.”

We quietly finished eating our lasagna at the dinner table.

The waiter told me they were out of chocolate milk and could only serve white milk. I refused and then left the establishment.

No matter how hungry a lion is, he will never eat grass.

J Girl money leaving my bank account

me when the restaurant doesn't have chocolate milk on the menu but has a variety of Hi-C flavors garnished with fresh mint

My 3 year-old son once asked me, “father, why do servers ask us for extra money when they already get paid?”

It was then that I knew I had succeeded as a father.