rip rumpelstiltskin you would’ve loved the smallest man who ever lived

down bad crying at the gym because i have asthma

“I hope this email finds you well”

how the email found me:

me because my shuffle keeps playing the alchemy and so high school back to back

taylor leaving the cheifs super bowl after party heading straight to electric lady to record the alchemy

actually can we circle back to taylor for sure having having backing vocals on bodyguard despite her and beyoncé both gaslighting us that it’s not her

i love when taylor’s quill and glitter pens come together for a joint slay aka i can do it with a broken heart aka all you had to do was stay aka etc.

no one:
me seeing pics of carrie fisher: you look like stevie nicks

just letting nyc peeps know that as me and oomfs were leaving the pop up the other night they were like “ok let’s get this all done because then we’re shipping it back to new york”so maybe there’s something for u guys

goods = safe and secured

ohhhh ur coming home with me

love love love how i can fix him (no really i can) has this sonic quality emulating the tone of an outlaw in the wild west…all i can say is yeehaw

they’re eating you up in the quotes not sure if you knew…

thinking again about the croissant i had last week with oomf before seeing shrek 2. it is maybe one of the best things ive ever tasted in my life. needed everyone to know this