How would my life be different if I got piano lessons when I asked as a kid I wanted them so bad

I saw a tweet asking the best Michael Jackson song aside from thriller or beat It, and I can't find it now but I need to put in my answer and it's Baby Be Mine which is not only the best Michael Jackson song but actually the best song Ever

Fiancee playing animal crossing for the first time and muted Blathers

If I showed up to a dog show and saw this as my competition, I'd walk my ass home.

I will get you Michael Buble

Absolutely immaculate Fart Swirl Pika

My therapist said I should spend more time being angry about very small things cause it makes him laugh

I just pulled an Eraserhead Baby ex

HUH???

Stranger Things would be cool if it followed some teens investigating unusual and dark powers in a remote small town and also Agent Dale Cooper was there and the town was Twin Peaks and the show was Twin Peaks

They got me dressed in all black with a red tie I'm out here looking like I'm in Green Day in Ashland Ohio

I'm being robbed, I'm being robbed by the burger king they are making me pay $6.48 for a double cheeseburger and a small fry this should be no more than $3

We are looking for a sales representative who is willing to go beastmode on our customers

Fucking awesome

I genuinely like that people have kinda brought back the "like my status for a tbh" here on Twitter dot com, I think it's sweet and a good way to say nice things. I also do not want to be aware of how anyone perceives me at any point in time. That is not my business.

4 tracks of zelmore Christmas are done I have to keep pushing or I will turn into a perfectionist about a joke

Would you guys like me if I had the Paul Simon haircut

This is why I got hired

To me, the Laura Palmer theme is the most beautiful music written