Hi Senora, thank you for bringing this to our attention. She has been fired. Be blessed.

Hi Lekbhakm We are so happy to dress your pony according to the latest trends. Be blessed.

Hi Muhammad. We pride ourselves on sourcing the freshest tomatoes from Ramallah, picked by the smallest and delicate hands. Be blessed

We have made a terrible mistake.

Even we gasped at these prices. Be blessed.

Our specials are indeed, very special (for us). Be blessed.

Hi Gary, Mincing live prawns was not a good look so we change to mincing up worms instead - the reviews have been lovely. Be blessed.

Hi Ryan, Salaries in Namibia are half of the salaries in South Africa. So Woolies is not expensive, you are just poor. Be blessed.

Don't think Woolies thought this response thoroughly

What arrogance Woolworst SA

We like our customers like our coffee. Rich, dark and sweet. Be blessed.

Please mense.

Make a splash when you stand in the queue to vote DA on November 1. Classical elegance combined with superiority. Be blessed.

They ordered a dozen eggs and 6 delectable Woolies croissants. What’s the fuss? Be blessed.

Never knew salmon had a 4 skin Woolworst SA

Couch for sale. Comes with plenty of storage space. Used once.

On the plus side, because Woolworst SA bags are so expensive, my kitchen drawer is worth R54,340. #BeBlessed

Woolworst SA online is very useless 🤞🏾