Apparently the morning was not stressful enough, but surely finding my car dead in the driveway is enough now.

I've never left my keys in the ignition before. Ever. What have these children done to my brain

And once again, I've found myself lost at the cemetery. I can't seem to get here during business hours, and no one can give good directions on navigating inside. I just want to visit my grandma

oh look its sunday evening and all the things i didn’t do this weekend are staring me in the face

I was thinking of joining the gym to get in shape, but then I started gardening. I don't think I need the gym anymore.

Husband's working at the beach today and was worried about this guy. I couldn't convince him that it was probably fine, so I called the right people to check on it. But I gotta say, caring about wildlife is hot. Keep it up guys.

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The harm of being denied an autism diagnosis bc a doctor doesn’t know what to look for is far more dangerous than having a very small percentage of self dxd autistics be incorrect about their self assessment.

#AutismAcceptanceMonth

If it’s cloudy during the eclipse, the horsemen won’t see their shadow & it’ll be 6 more weeks til the apocalypse.

Had to re share lol.

Imagine it's hundreds of years ago and the ground shakes violently and then a couple days later the sun vanishes we'd definitely be burning some witches