BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XIV - Children Of Mice / If This Perineum Could Hear

The Theo Philes returns to give you the stories of: Giving mice so much of everything that they no longer want to live, and yesterday's future masturbatory technology. patreon.com/posts/103413900

i think one thing thats pretty consistent in how we view history is whenever you see a montage of young people in the past protesting, its always the riot cops beating them up that the viewer instinctively aligns themselves with

da office snoozer

accidentally just quote tweet dunked on a teen. i have deleted the tweet in question and will leave some torn up waterlogged porno mags in the woods as penance

goodnight louis

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Luxembourg, Luxembourg 🇱🇺

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What’s that, Billy?

sam campbell tour poster

good morning louis

big day

we've been trying to do this for so god damn long

Boonta Vista 🌴 a zookeeper at Melbourne Zoo told us about their Orang Utan that loved durries so much back in the day that she burnt her house down

americans online love to describe themselves as an expert on something which might well be true but socially in australia would be roughly on par with getting caught jacking off in a zoom meeting. unthinkable

thomas violence woozy lou update! snoozing in his bed after a wobbly wander down the hallway 😭

just checked instagram and the most office worker type person you can imagine had a ripper time down the pub playing two up to honour our boys

leaving a dog with the vet is the fucking pits but picking them up when they're woozy is a little treat you get

guess who's mildly sedated and being incredibly brave after he got attacked at the dog park today