Someone should just buy me a new car.

Retweeting myself bc PLeASE!?

Also this‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❣️

My holy trinity.

How many times was this baked..?

Double teamed was a very wild name for a Disney Chanel Movie.

now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

Should i put some baileys in my coffee at work🤔!?

Wondering if Megan Fox had her baby yet🤔

Which version of Pride & Prejudice should i watch for the first time?

I want to live deliciously.

I want the feeling of watching DAVID DOBRIK vlogs for the first time😭

You ever look at a long ass line at the pharmacist and think we are all just fucked up and on medication fr.

TOMORROW IS THE DAY!!! Take a picture in-restaurant with your $5 Scranton Rita and use #ChilisScrantonBranch and we’ll give 100 of these shirts away!!!!

The thing i love most about my job is the work group chat, and the server constantly trolling the managers 24/7.

Lady next to me in the bathroom stall is panting like a dog da fuq.

I’m just gonna say it! DR. PEPPER people give me the ick!

EVERYTIME THEY START SINGING ON ‘THE LAST OF US’, I LOSE MY MFKN MARBLES!!!!!!!!