As seen on CMV Television: "Paranoia: The Silent Killer"

Everyone, relax! I know our lovely fans hate seeing us lose, but don't forget that AOTV were 2024 Global Tag Wars *finalists!* Only one other (gross!) team in *entire* company can say the same! We promise they'll dust themselves off and get back to winning! -- Lionheart Global Federation

Hey Ace, Hope all is well. We were wondering: wouldn't it be better if the FIRST thing Poland saw was you retiring RVW? That gives you the chance to leave the country ASAP, and opens up the main event for a match people want to see! We call that a win-win! -- CMV

Folks, we promise this match will be an unforgettable experience. And, speaking of, if you want to support Santos before *he's* forgotten, stop by our store and grab some merch! Take out a loan if you have to! Supplies (and Santos!) won't last forever! -- CMV

Folks, we know it can seem daunting to be in the same company as AOTV -- arguably the greatest, most consistent and, dare we say, coolest tag team in LGF, but you'll be able to (maybe!) carve out a pocket for yourself here too! Besides, we're only as good as our competition!

This shirt design was likely snuck into our latest "Daily Deal" segment by a Sick Santos Sympathizer and was not available for purchase at the time of recording. But now it is! Grab it now while it's on sale for 50% ON for a reasonable price of $148.50! -- CMV

Ascendance, in all it's spectacular glory, will be a massive show, and we know that can be a bit overwhelming. Luckily, the latest Savoir Faire breaks down key matches to watch, and we even recommend some neat spots to visit for those joining us in Kraków! -- CMV

And for full coverage of *ALL* of the battles that will be fought at Ascendance, be sure to check out Lucy Collins' overview of the three-night extravaganza! communityuniverse.forumotion.com/t7639-lucy-col… -- CMV

"His place by my side in exchange for your place in history." -Tailcoat Val -- PLEASE do everything in your power to catch Ascendance live, *especially* day two! Watching Santos be humiliated as he loses five matches in a row won't hit the same the day after! -- CMV

What you just witnessed was an instant classic (on free television!) between two of the best teams in LGF. Unfortunately... Only ONE of those teams is a Global Tag Wars 2024 finalist, and that momentum carried us to another huge victory! -- Lionheart Global Federation

Don't worry, the Commentator of the Year (Hey! you voted for him, not us!) is doing fine! Val just thought he should take a second to rest his voice and *really* think about the things he says! -- CMV

Time to clear the air as a few rebels try to pin their career shortcomings on Val. Val is not the enemy, and she is certainly not an enemy one should go out of their way to invite into their lives. She can be a ally too. Choose your side in this war wisely. -- CMV

The names and faces may change, but the story often plays out the same way... Maybe you'll draw blood. Maybe you'll eke out a victory. But you'll never truly stop Val. She is Eternal. -- CMV

Showdown Aftermath I: Maggie Shaw There is *a lot* to discuss about the PPV, but how about we start with the first big surprise of the night? Maggie saw the light and picked a side. AOTV will always be where the overlooked and underappreciated find a home. -- CMV

Bloody. Beaten. Burned. The worst thing that could ever happen to CMV (arguably!) has come to pass. Tailcoat Val has fallen. -- CMV

Okay everyone, we can breathe a sigh of relief! Val might be...away for a while, but that dastardly Peligro will still answer for what he did! -- CMV

Her invitation got lost in the mail, but now everyone's favorite opportunist is here! Thanks for the fight, Taylor! Skarzemis couldn't have looked that good without your help! Also, enjoy those titles while you've got 'em, champs! -- Union of Independent Wrestling

Peligro believes he's finally rid CMV of Tailcoat Val. At Final Stand, he's looking to decimate anyone who ever called themselves a member of her Arsenal. -- CMV -- Full Vid: youtu.be/QPVfK-0u7Pw

We always knew AOTV were the most beloved wrestlers on the roster, and now we have proof! We hope our fans enjoyed the match at Alley Oop as Mimic and Paradox take another step toward becoming the greatest tandem in Vincere history! (We don't make the rules!) -- Vincere

It's not Skarzemis' fault that her kicks are so powerful and so utterly devastating that even the ref was knocked down by the aftershock! Nor should it be an issue she was smart enough to capitalize on that opportunity! That's called winning wrestling! -- Union of Independent Wrestling