me picking up trump’s ear

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Bro why tf is Wednesday spelled like that

When You Try To Rob wrong Couple

🤨🤨🤨

I read the beginning of the blue txt first and was like woah hold up we shouldn’t be doing all thaaat then I read the beginning of the other txt and went OOP- yeah she deserves all that smoke and more cuz girl wtf who says that

me if i were a shark

Megan Thee Stallion in Japan 🇯🇵

Omg what a vibe

Me tryna to convince my friends to smoke a cig w me outside

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Ovulation week vs period week

They deadass walking around looking like this

LMFAOOOOOOOO PRISON

when you wake up and check your phone to see how much longer you can sleep, but it's right before your alarm rings

picked up chicfila for some coworkers and they all said “damn they skimped on the fries today”

Me going to the job I prayed for.