So, it arrived a week late and in the large print edition ( even if I needed it, my ego wouldn’t let me order it, definitely a miss ship) . BUT I’m super excited to read Brendanslocumb #SymphonyofSecrets

It’s #WearYourLifeJacketAtWorkDay SafeBoatingCouncil

Tort spaghett 🍝

Hey UPS I know you don’t actually care; but could someone maybe pretend to care for a few minutes?

My favorite guy and Tom!

Thanks Southwest Airlines for rebooking me ! But thanks especially to the nicest guy in the world who let me cut the security line Dallas Love Field Airport . I made it with about 50 seconds to spare. PS. CLEAR is totally worth it. I wouldn’t have made it without all of you!

Hey Jeep , Gary Matthews Motors is tearing down your brand in Clarksville, TN! Maybe they won’t stand behind an extended warranty but I’m hoping that you will. Absolutely deplorable service

So close , yet so far away! Mid season form in the pre-season!

I just got served LAY'S chips by Tiffany Derry at #statefairoftx. How ridiculously cool is that?????

Great meeting you ❤️

I might be in a situationship with the alligator basket. Out of my ten visits to the ⁦State Fair of Texas⁩ , I’ve gotten it 3x

You know what, Nick DePaula ? I once shoved my size 9.5 foot into a size 6 Air Pippen 1 because it was all I could afford and I wanted them so badly! I would still wear them. Size appropriate obviously.

Hi Nasher Sculpture Center please tell Gabriel Rico know that I have a soccer ball for him! Can’t wait to see the exhibit!

Adrian Anguiano made his professional debut as the 19th FC Dallas Academy product in the 78’ minute of the match against Tacoma in MLS NEXT Pro play. Congratulations Adrian!

Hi Garmin , is there anyway to get the rubber clips that hold your watch band in place? Thanks!

whilst the team is in flanders for 65th sportsfest outdoor tournament, DC Diplomats Team Handball Club is planning to host a clinic for the ones around dmv area. if you've seen handball at the olympics and want to try out, dm us. Team Handball News USA Team Handball

I was a bit confused by the choice to play the edited version of “Paint The Town Red” then jump right into the non edited “ Darling Nikki” Have we never heard of Prince?

Guess who is going to the Richardson Reads One Book with Brendanslocumb ? It’s me! And I hope you go too!

So excited to meet Brendanslocumb !