It was lovely to be part of the bird launch crew for ANU #Anvil today and then catch up with some of the other 15 installations @MIFestival #MyMIF #MIF19

Glitter felt is my absolute everything right now 💕🌟💕🌟💕🌟💕🌟💕🌟💕🌟💕 . #wip #devine #filthiestpersonalive #princeofpuke #queenoftrash #embroidery #handembroidery #embroideryinstaguild #embroiderersofinstagram… instagram.com/p/B0YUzCWgkOu/…

walmart have ripped me off once again, but this time just directly using my work! 🙄 Last time they copied my #Instaham and just decided to ignore me completely, because who cares about intellectual property, right?… instagram.com/p/B5PejiZpidM/…

'Occustitch' group run by one of our students in our brand new 'occupation hub' where students can experience a variety of different occupations University of Salford Occupational Therapy

Late to the party on this one. Gutted to hear Poppy got booted from her own show (GossipMongers) but this makes up for it tenfold. Yasss. Fuck those guys!

Will Matthews has been an inpatient with us for 162 days (July). A bass guitar player, he was concerned the connection between his brain and fingers might be affected by a stroke. So our occupational therapist Amil lent him his bass to practice - today they played together 🎸🥁

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In fairness to both Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson, at the start of the pandemic there were a lot of difficult choices to be made pretty quickly, such as whether to give a big contract to a friend or to the wife of a friend.

Mmmmmmm banana #infinitystare

Tom just told me God U.N.I.T is “sort of” named after Greg ‘G-Unit Chapman Greg Chapman #infinitystare

The cellos are just beautiful. For a split second there it reminded me of the Angel theme tune 🤷🏻‍♀️ #infinitystare

DUM da da da da da #infinitystare

This bit reminds me of playing GTA as a kid #infinitystare

me arguing me arguing in my head in real life

Yep. Photo: Christopher Bethell

Innocently answered my door buzzer to Trick or Treaters. In a momentary panic I put the phone down, closed the blinds and sat down with a creme brûlée in hand. Sorry kids.

I am a secret knitter. My girlfriend is pregnant and I've had to invent an old lady at work who I attribute all the knitted garments to. I've even called her Nora. I fucking love knitting.

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After 11 years, in my final year as a junior doctor, I earn £23.50/hr £23.50/hr to perform a renal biopsy £23.50/hr to do a specialist renal clinic each week I pay my barber more for a 30 min haircut. We are worth more than this!! #JuniorDoctorsStrike #PayRestoration