The only way I can log on and start work at home without constant yowling and knocking of things over is to hold and cuddle him like a baby. HE’S nearly 11.

I really do love and appreciate everything Kellie-Jay Keen does for the gay community. I don’t and am not even ‘that’ type of gay, but they’re moment I saw this clip I just wanted to start screaming things like ‘WERK’ and ‘YAAAAS QUEEN’. That lady in the crowd who called her

If this is legit I’m going to scream.

I think Clive looks like he smells of Mattesson's ready to eat cold pork sausage. He certainly has the slimy sheen. What do you think he smells like?

I was dressed as a cow for my cousins 21st birthday, she was a lion tamer and I was supposed to be a lion but I couldn’t find a lion costume. I feel asleep in the taxi on the way home from the clurb, woke up, thought it had come to a stop, so I opened the door to get out only

Two gays enjoying some amazing cock-tails.

My boyfriend’s toxic masculinity is showing. He ordered a pint. I told him he doesn’t have to do that now he’s out but he’s pretending he enjoys them. Anyways. I got a coconut white chocolate daiquiri.

We are at a Japanese restaurant and I asked chat gtp to turn our picture into like a hoshigaki style painting. I’m fucking dying at the result. I feel like it’s a tad culturally insensitive.

Is it acceptable to get a pram for my cat to take him out with me the dog and the boyfriend?

It really makes me both laugh and cringe when grown men and women still say things like ‘assigned at birth’ in reference to ‘gender’. Even if you believe in magic periwinkle blue and baby pink gender souls entering a developing foetus, incorrectly, pretending that some kind of

Mid day mocha!

People

Moses had enough outside today.

Trauma and mental health are never excuses for someone’s disgraceful and disgusting behaviour. I don’t need context as to why someone is a cunt. I can take it at face value.

Ahhhh… NOW I see why Jessica’s brain automatically went there… My, my…

There are actually TWO dogs in this photo! Doggie cousins! Baby ouija and Ripley!

I find it kind of jarring that X is doing weird infantilised porn bots, the one that looks like a ‘woman’ is called ani and elons tweeting ‘ani are you okay, are you okay ani’ and that’s a song by well known pedophile. Is it a Freudian slip?