"They’ll say, “Something is better than nothing. Don’t just sit there—do something.” I say, “Don’t just do something—sit there.” 'Nothing' is better than something." ~Osho

"Discipline has its own beauty, it is not all slavery. And freedom has its own dangers and is not all beautiful. A real person is always capable of infinite discipline and infinite freedom – he is not a slave or an addict to anything." ~Osho

"Anger and sadness are both the same. Sadness is passive anger, and anger is active sadness." ~Osho

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cil·an·tro·phy /sɪˈlæntrəfi/ noun 1. An irrational obsession or overwhelming enthusiasm for cilantro, often resulting in its excessive or inappropriate use in food. Example: “Ever since he discovered guacamole, his cilantrophy has spiraled out of control!”

heart·i·fi·cial in·tel·li·gence /ˌhɑːrtəˈfɪʃəl ɪnˈtɛlɪdʒəns/ noun 1. The ability to simulate empathy or emotions without actually feeling any of it. Example: “He said he was proud of me for setting boundaries—right before violating all of them. Pure heartificial intelligence.”

dick·tion·ary /ˈdɪkʃəˌneri/ noun 1. An archive of male behavior patterns, pickup lines, red flags, and ego-driven antics—typically maintained by women. Example: “After that guy said ‘I’m not like other men,’ I had to add a whole new chapter to my dicktionary.”

re·la·tion·shit /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪt/ noun 1. When a relationship goes so toxic it’s basically a dumpster fire — full of drama, fights, lies, or just pure misery. Example: “They post couple goals, but it’s a total relationshit behind the scenes.”

egg·nos·tic /ɛɡˈnɒstɪk/ adj. 1. A person who refuses to commit to a belief about eggs — whether to fry, scramble, poach, or skip breakfast altogether. Example: “She asked how he liked his eggs. He said, ‘I’m eggnostic.’”

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aunt joke /ɑːnt dʒəʊk/ noun 1. A joke similar to a dad joke but delivered with slightly less timing, punch, or self-awareness. Example: “She said ‘you better Brie-lieve it!’ when I grabbed the cheese. Classic aunt joke.”

blo·bal /ˈbloʊbəl/ adj Describing a person, project, or achievement that’s been inflated to seem more important or influential than it actually is — often by the person themselves. Example: “He keeps talking about his global business… more like blobal business!”

Trying to understand men is like looking for a haystack in a needle.

“Truth is like poetry. And most people f***ing hate poetry.” ~The Big Short

"If there's doubt, there's no doubt." ~Black Bird, S1 E4

once one’s socks are wet /wʌns wʌnz sɒks ə wɛt/ phrase The moment one stops resisting and goes with the flow, usually after trying too hard to avoid the inevitable. Example: “I said no to every silly request, but once my socks were wet, I just gave the client what they wanted.”

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