me at Liz’s Applebees meltdown

this is how it feels responding “STOP” to a text ad you’re trying to get out of

we are living in a post-Jax and Brittany White House Correspondents Dinner America

do the rhonj fan accounts have friends? family? i am so scared

you guys are just jealous that all my friends that know me tell me i remind them of madison beer

my girl better get that season 50 call, that’s all i know

yes this #definitely makes sense!!!

me posting on linkedin vs twitter

in my day straight men on social media had one photo of them with a keystone light now they are lining up to lip sync a song and bite their lips together

you’re in the press now being naked doing soft porn. has anyone approached your daughter?

i am not lying when i say i NEED an 8 part hbo max docuseries on this camp, everyone involved and their families

me post ginger shot

music

gay nightlife is roughly 23 minutes of dancing and 87 asking where ryan went

u know the rydell high gays were gagging when this bitch showed up to prom

paramount+ app creators

invented in a lab for reality tv

.K A C E Y before she speaks to the architect twitter.com/jellecalm/stat…

choosing violence being my roman empire was not on my 2024 bingo card