Call me an optimist but I believe deep in heart that she was intoxicated

Why are Christians so horny for jail

Chipotle is that ex that is finally getting what HE deserves

It’s like if Dorian Grey’s portrait didn’t work

He’s like… where were the marshmallows ?!

Y’all are sick…

I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again the far right is absolutely carrying the ‘camp’ torch in culture rn and we need to get it back

JK Rowling went from my dear friend is a trans woman to put all trans women in prison in the span of a quibi

Hell hath no fury than a comedian scorned by an airline

I just had a nightmare where every single bad roommate I’ve ever had opened up a restaurant together and I had to eat there

Girl we both know that you have way too much trauma to be doing all that

I love how this platform’s business model is someone disassociating and swiping through videos thinking they are on TikTok

Fridays are in their flop era

Identify as a straight man is one of the most hateful things I’ve ever read