Mera Diwali to Sonu moncho ki rihai per

Ek taraf mobile Ek taraf computer Yah donon hi 20000 ka liya jaaye Computer se 10 Guna Valuable mobile rahata hai kyunki vah jo mobile kar sakta hai vah computer nahin kar sakta hai Computer mein jyada dikkatein aati Hain jabki mobile mein nahin yah chij Sahi nahin Hai

Vaise doctor ki handwriting mein sudhar hone ki jarurat hai agar Ham nahin samajh sakte to kai bar medical store Wala bhi kahin kuchh aur samajh ke kuchh aur davaiyan de dena Kai bar Ham dawai lekar doctor ko check kara dete Hain Kai bar dawai nahin check Karate Hain

Happy Diwali

Patakhon ki dukaan nahin band karva sakte ho lekin mans band karvane Gaye jis patakhe Se pollution hota Hai bimariyan hoti hain use dukaan Ko nahin masoos doran Hindu nahin khate Hain sirf Musalman aur Anya log khate Hain band karvane ki to Koi jarurat hi nahin tha maaf kar deta

Ban hona chahie aise chij jismein gandhak Dal ke fodte Hain yah kafi loudly awaaz karta hai

Bahut imandar afsar aate Hain jo dil se logon ki Seva karte Hain lekin use Seva kisi ke aankh mein chubhta Hai isiliye vah suspend kar dete Hain system imandar logon Ko bardasht nahin kar sakta जगह-जगह pareshan hona padta hai hamen khushiyan burai per achhai ki abhi Jeet Hui Hai

Apne sky shot Se khud Hi Ghayal Ho Gaya sky shot ka upar Wala hissa Apne face ki taraf Rakh liya aur iska is shot se ek dusre ke upar hamla karne Wala Khel Khel rahe the khud Hi Ghayal Ho Gaya

BSNL ke bare mein yah baat to bilkul sahi hai karmchariyon nahin Bhatta baitha Diya sab khandhar Ban chuka hai Aisa lagta Hai Bhoot Bangla hai

Aise hi dustbin Sukha Gila kachre ka 15 Ghar ki jagah per ek aise hi har jagah laga dena chahie Kai bar Makan Malik kiraedaron Ko dalne nahin dete Hain alag Paisa lete Hain vah log bhi ISI mein fenk sakte hain

Agar Kisi vyakti ka mobile chori ho jata hai to koi bhi vyakti vah sim nikal kar upi pin reset aur regenerate karke payment idhar se udhar kar sakta hai Aadhar card ki detail dalne ki bhi jarurat nahin padati nai debit card ka number se verify ho jata hai