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Allison

@parisobsessedd

she/her. Occasionally does science things. B.S. in Genetics, Cell Bio & Development, Med Lab Scientist in training 🧫🔬🧪

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calendar_today10-05-2014 01:33:35

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If you started following me bc of my watch dog response I am so sorry to inform you but I am in fact what you call a “sheeple” (liberal). Do with that information what you will 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Honestly, “heartbroken” sounds like far too casual of a word to describe the absolute soul crushing agony I’ve been experiencing the last couple months but okay

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Sometimes I remember that because I did marching band I now have grooves worn in both of my heel bones, (protective) arthritis in one ankle, two ankle surgeries and exacerbated heart problems and then I wonder why college level band members aren’t considered student athletes yet

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I registered for my last classes of my master’s degree this morning and it was so anticlimactic that I didn’t even realize it until hours later

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I am convinced that it doesn’t matter how long I have been a student at UMN I will never remember the direction of the Moos tower escalators

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You would think after being an Apple device owner for well over half of my life I’d have realized by now that setting up a new one is never “fast” or “easy” and I shouldn’t start doing so at midnight

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Anyone else remember when snap maps used to do Easter egg hunts Easter weekend or did I just make that up

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The more I drive in this state in the winter the more I realize it is fact not a universal experience for your dad to take you to a parking lot in the middle of a snow storm when you’re 15 and force you to spin out and recover multiple times until it’s second nature

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If my brain could stop reminding me of things about my relationship I’d forgotten and only make me more sad to remember every time I go to sleep that would be wonderful thank you so much

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A lack of communication will destroy any relationship because it breeds assumptions of what the other person is thinking or feeling and assumptions are more often than not, incorrect. so put your ego aside and communicate before you lose that special person in your life forever

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It’s very funny that the Crown ended a year before the IRL Royal Family just PISSED through plot like it was a season of a Shonda show

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