Rafa clapping after his box tells him Real Madrid have equalised 😂😂 Presidente!

Only reason Bayern came back into the game is the “defensive juggernaut” Ferland Mendy.

The same “juggernaut” who was used two times by Pep (scored 3 times as result) & now Tuchel (1 in 1 game).

A woeful footballer. Absolutely terrible.

Another comfort win he throws out.

Wrap Carvajal up in gluten free bubble wrap. Because my eyes can’t watch Lucas trying to play football for another 90 minutes. He’s had his two unreal games for the new contract, he’s now back to being Megamind.

Tuchel is a brilliant knock-out round coach.

How about actually defending, Ferland?

Unreal from Vinicius there, what a way to win the penalty. Pffff wow!!!

Can you lift your eyebrow please, Carlo?

Hanging by the thinnest of threads!

We’re crap at defending and attacking set-pieces, and have been for a while too.

Now Madrid are in danger of losing the tie here. Bayern in transition, with Musiala vs Lucas, we could be in big trouble.

There was bound to be a storm at the start of the second leg, we couldn’t ride it. Two horrible errors, gifting Bayern the lead.

Very amateurish couple of mistakes.

Lucas Vazquez is back to being himself.

Real Madrid make me feel like everything I've ever written about analytics and tactics was a complete waste of time, and for that they have my respect.

Fede Valverde man, what a footballer

“Real Madrid games always follow the rhythm of Toni Kroos. If he wants the team to slow down, we slow down. If he wants us to speed up, we speed up. He decides everything.'

- Casemiro

VINIIIIIII!!!!!

Looks like that ball from Kane to Sane is going to hurt us eventually tonight.

FFS man, these lot are asleep.